"Whatever it is you’re seeking won’t come in the form you’re expecting."
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"Let no man pull you so low as to hate him."
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
"Equality is not a goal the governments and societies could succeed in reaching. To pose equality as a goal is to hand it over to pedagogues of progress, who widen endlessly the distance they promise that they will abolish. Equality is a presupposition, an initial axiom—or it is nothing."